Thursday, 30 August 2012

Olympic Sandwiches

Interweb,

I am sorry for not blogging, I have eben working. And by work I mean packing bags for the Olympics which is hard as shit, but you don't care... Do you!?

This is just an update, but I will be blogging again... soon...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Love is all about whistles'
- Bo Burnham

Monday, 27 August 2012

Brasserie Blanc

Interweb,

Today, after zip wiring across Wembley Stadium, my family and I visited the St.Albans branch of Brasserie Blanc, which is a of chain of the renowned chef Raymond Blanc. The interior of the place is luxurious, but yet very plain. The food is what is important to me and you. The waitress was very nice and so was the quick and prompt service of food and drink. I order for starter the classic french dish of herb and garlic butter snails, which were delicious, then for main. Well, I ordered crab which was wrong of me as it was fantastic, but was almost to fresh, so I couldn't finish it. Desert was delicious as the Baked Alaska was out of this world! 

Overall, 9/10.

Thanks your Raymond Blanc.

So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy! 

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Neil Armstrong

Interweb,

At the age of 82 Neil Armstrong died yesterday, after heart surgery earlier on this year there was complications with blocked arteries. May he rest in peace.

But Armstrongs death will bring forward such questions as, did he land on the moon and if he did how was a flag flying in zero gravity?

My conspiracy theory is that he didn't land on the moon. I think NASA knows something is out there and them made a big palava over nothing. I think there is other life forms in this universe and maybe many more. But NASA want to keep the truth a secret, I think. Please let me know what you think.

How can a flag fly in zero gravity?


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

My First Watford Game

Interweb,

Yesterday was my first, of many, Watford games. I sat through a nail bitting 1-0 loss to Ipswich Town in the 90th minute. 

But I am writing this today as where my idiotic friend booked our season tickets means we are sitting right up where all the hardcore Watford supporters sit and that at times can be very, very scary...

The chants are another thing... All I know are the OOOHHHHS and the AAAAHHHHS, but the 'We're the horns, We're the horns, We're the horns, OOOOHHHHH COME ON WE'RE THE HORNS!' Well that was a new one... I think when I go to a game I shall update you on what happens, but there was one good thing about our season tickets.... On either side of our last two seats sits two really really hot chicas who should really be models or porn stars if they want, I mean it is their preference...  

Anyway all in all the hot dog queues are ridiculously long and well I think I now like football...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Failure is just early attempts of success'
- Andrew Healy (A Close Friend Of Mine)

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Company Name's

Interweb,

A friend of mine told me that company names aren't as important as their content, in which I agree, but don't you think that a good company name and slogan make a huge impression?

Is it just me or am I being a thick penis again and not seeing the obvious.

I think the name Zircon is cool, sleek and smart as it is a metal which is hard and sheer EPIC! 

I think EPIC is my new favourite word...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Family BBQ

Dearest interweb,

Family BBQ's are the best aren't they!? They just bring people around us closer together and make us feel like family. So I tip my hat to the summer and bringing occasions like this more often.

Thanks.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Friday, 17 August 2012

The World

Interweb,

After my 15 years of life and hopefully many more still to go. I have only just figured how fucked up this Earth actually is?!

I know I am right and I know it has taken me so long to figure this out, but what made it click with me was the news today. I am not going to give names or say who did this and that, but what I will tell you is that one man who the victims trusted stabbed them both altogether 24 times. This is wrong, inhumaine and in all honesty plain right stupid.

The story just clicked and then I realised what was in plain sight all along.

What a sad sad world.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Trust no one'
- Me after hearing the disgraceful news.

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Inspire A Generation London 2012

Interweb,


Sorry for no blog from the past two days. I have been busy, raging and ranting to be honest.


I want to share that I have been raving about. The Olympics. Again. The London 2012 Olympic Slogon is 'Inspire A Generation.' The only people out of the Olympics who would inspire me would be the Paralympic athletes and what do the Paralympic athletes get for being the inspirational people that theya re? Well not a decent open or closing ceremony and no way near as good as the coverage as the modern Olympiad. 

One of my friends said this on a video I made about the above topic 'Its a downward spirall more people watch the normal olympics so the sponsership focus is in that so every olmympics the paralympics gets pushed more and more to the side its a shame but thats the way the world works.'


In all fairness he is completely right and deserves all the recognition I won't be giving him! But in all seriousness the Olympic Commintee do push aside the athletes that will 'Inspire A Generation.' 

The Paralympic athletes have been thourgh more then what many other athletes would have been through, yet are paid twice as much and the Paralumpic athletes are not really cared for or even looked after.

Its a shame.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...


Stay Fluffy!


'Nothings Impossible'- Everyone

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Naked

Interweb,

You don't know, but I could be naked...

Pause for thought.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Monday, 13 August 2012

Inspire A Generation

Interweb,

Above is the slogan of the London 2012 Olympics and in my eyes the Olympics to me were very inspiring. I want to be part of that one day. I want to be able to be part of the community of inter-nations. The closing ceremony was amazing and the clips about other athletes they played before just inspired me and gave me time to think how amazing and awesome the general feel of the Olympic society feels like. It inspired me to aim for the Olympics. I am 15 and I have a aim to try and aim for the Olympics and what event will I do? Boxing.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Its fun... to do the impossible'
- Walt E. Disney

Sunday, 12 August 2012

Olympic Closing

Dear interweb,

The olympics are over and thankfully to my surprise nothing, bad happened. With all the negativity surrounding the olympics I thought it was bound to happen, but no... Nothing! Which is good, well very good. The olympics where successful and hopefully the Para-Olympics will run as successfully! So heres to the end of the Olympics *clash Champagne glasses* HOORA!

So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Saturday, 11 August 2012

Director

Interweb,

If you didn't know I like my YouTube and my Call Of Duty gaming, and today is a milestone... I am a director of mm0wnage. So YAY!

Just like to share that with you.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Friday, 10 August 2012

Film Review Blog

Interweb,

I know I won't get a response, but I might as well ask... Shall I change this blog into a serious blog of film reviews?

Please let me know, thank you...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Old People

Dear interweb,

I want to ask one thing about old people. I love my nan's and granddad's and am grateful to still have them both, but one thing is that other old people frown upon modern society as if we fucked it all up?

I really don't get it, they were are aga once? Think bitch?!


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Ted Review

Interweb,

Ted is EPIC! ... Mila Kunis is HOT! ... Seth McFarlane is AWESOME!

In short that was my film review so, tell me (if you have seen it what you thinked).


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Monday, 6 August 2012

Ted

Interweb,


Sorry for no blog recently, to be honest I have no excuse, but YOLO?!


I am seeing TED today and may jizz cause I know this will be EPIC! Cause it has something to do with Seth McFarlen, I know it will be EPIC!


So I will tell you how it goes tomorrow or I wil post a review on YouTube right here -----> http://www.youtube.com/user/JackTheFluffyGuy



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Friday, 3 August 2012

London

Interweb,


How art thou?


Right, well today I am going to be entering the distant land of London and in all fairness I think its great how multi-cultural it is, but in my opinion it sucks cause of how multi-cultural it is because in a way it is too multi-cultural. You may be thinking 'What are you on about?' but if you think about it would be nice to at least have once completely English town or city and don't get me wrong, I love foreign people, but I am sure they respect our country and English heritage. I am not asking for an immigrant up rage, but a relaxed 'GET THE FUCK OUT OFF LONDON!'


Thank you.



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Thursday, 2 August 2012

The Future

Interweb,


The future is a scary thing and some of the things the future may or may not hold. It could hold a life of happiness or it may hold a life of death. That is the scary thing about the future, but one thing for sure is that we can change the future if we want to. We could do something different that could change the out come of our next maneuver or we could alter something we do to try and change and maybe avoid a consequence, but do remember what goes around, comes around... 


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Pinch Punch Lazy

Salut interweb,


Pinch, punch first day of the month, sorry for not blogging...


BLOG!



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!