Sunday, 28 October 2012

I Am Not Dead

Interweb,

It has been nearly three weeks and for that I am deeply sorry.

I have a comeback blog as I am going to talk to ye readers about dirty looks.

I have in the past few days have been getting dirty looks off people who I don't even know. 

Why?

'Dude, whats ya'll problem?'

Surely I am not the only one?


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Paranormal

Interweb,

Today in RE - religious studies/education - we were learning about something, which if you give enough thought about can really mess you up, like a lot.

The paranormal.

So the paranormal is like a near death experience in the sense that you can be out of your body, but feel the same way. Well that aside we then carried on to learn about mediums and how they can conatct the dead and deceased past.

Really?

Can there be such a thing?


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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“The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.”
- Bill Copeland


Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Giving Up

Interweb,

Today I talk to you about giving up and how doing so can effect every thing that happens within our lives. From doing something and giving up to not doing so. I bring this subject up as today I may quit piano and I say may solemnly down to the fact of not confirming it. 

I don't know whether giving up on things is bad, well, in a sense it is, however when you have other things that take priorities, well then you have a reason.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.” 
- Albert Einstein

Monday, 8 October 2012

Self Conscious


Interweb,

Today I want to talk about the problem which all girls seem to have. Being 'Self Conscious,' the reason I put '' these over the word is because is it a real word. 

self-con·scious 
adj.
1. Aware of oneself as an individual or of one's own being, actions, or thoughts.
2. Socially ill at ease: The self-conscious teenager sat alone during lunch.
3. Excessively conscious of one's appearance or manner: The self-conscious actor kept fixing his hair.
4. Showing the effects of self-consciousness; stilted: self-conscious prose.

Why, I say one thing and they freak out... They go ham, completly shitless, not knowing what to do or what to say... 'Oh my god, what is wrong with my face.' 'Nothing.' 'Holy shit whats wrong with it.'

Please shut up.

Get over your self women.

Bitch please.

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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Thursday, 4 October 2012

I am now a Tumblr person

Interweb,

I am now a person that uses Tumblr. 

I don't know what they are called, but yer.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Carl Hutchins

Interweb,

Today was a sad day. Today in our school grounds a close friend of mine found a man named Carl Hutchins. He hanged himself today, which is why this day is so sad. Although on average three people die every second and five are born, when a death happens so close to you, you feel it. The mood in the school dampens and the people feel unfulfilled.

Obviously in these hard times of the Hutchins family, my prayers are with them and I am sure many of yours are too.

It is sad to see someone pass on so suddenly, no one likes death, especially if it happens so close to you or so close to your heart.

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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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“I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.” - Dudley Field Malone


Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Homeless People?

Interweb,

Today we meet the guy who I may have spoken about before (I think). Anyway thats pretty hardcore anyway. He was a nice guy, but to our not so surprised faces he was homeless. Well with a beard like Jesus who would have guessed. So he not only told us his whole life story, but he explained how to stay of drugs.

Should we feel sorry for what has happened to other people, although their problem and its their fault?


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Monday, 1 October 2012

Anonymous

Interweb,

Who are anonymous, they freak me out shitless, but are pretty awesome, int he sense that they do what they want, when the want. Sort of like a country free of democracy. 

Which means, do we need democracy?

What do you think?


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Sunday, 30 September 2012

Gangnam Style

Interweb,

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

That shit is everywhere and is this David Williams!?

Please tell me I am not mad?


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Saturday, 29 September 2012

Money

Interweb,

Money doesn't grow on tree's cause I am more than sure, broke. Like half the population.

Oh well got to go and get a job.

To tired and lazy for a full blog, meh.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Bad Day Turned Good

Interweb,

Today was very interesting, 1st I was told off, then I was told off, then I was told off, then I was told off.... 

Yer, I am a very good boy.

But oh well, I still enjoyed today although it was shit. I learnt lean on me on guitar and now and prepared for the sponsored walk...

YER! :)

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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Monday, 24 September 2012

Twinkle Twinkle Shooting Star

Interweb,

Today I seen a shooting star and you know when you see something really really cool like the Paralympics for instance you want to change or do something with you life.

I made a wish when I seen the star, but they say if you tell someone it won't come true so ...

And for you curious faces it wasn't a selfish wish, I thought it was thoughtful and kind.

But on the other hand when I seen it I was like, I have to do something, be thankful for life and be grateful for what I have and don't complain about what I don't have as some people have nothing like what I may have, yet I complain like a bitch.

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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Sunday, 23 September 2012

Move On

Interweb,

Some people when they don't get what they want they have to learn to move on and except the fact that some one may not like them or they just didn't get what they were looking for. This is a gift that some people can accept and get on with, but many others can't and find it hard to fathom a recent event or relationship.

This is sad, but true.

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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Saturday, 22 September 2012

YouTube Thank You

Interweb,

As many may know, I am a YouTube enthusiast. Meaning I love to play games, speak and then upload to YouTube and see what people think.

Today I played with one of my subscribers, he is epic, so I thank him for that.

People who tell you are awesome are simply awesome.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Thursday, 20 September 2012

Bro's Before Hoe's

Interweb,

What would you pick?

Let me know, down below.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Watford Vs. Brighton

Interweb,

There was no blog yesterday due to the sheer fact, I was in Shakespeare then watching a Watford game, in which Brighton had 12 players including the referee. What the fuck!?

The referees a wanker...

^ That phrase was all you could here.

Today was a half school day.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Monday, 17 September 2012

Daily YouTube Posts

Interweb,

Posting daily on YouTube is very hard. I have to try and keep daily content so I can get subscribers and  that YouTube MONAY!

YER!

I am new going to watch Tenacious D and get very, very wet...


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Sunday, 16 September 2012

Swedish House Mafia

Interweb,

Today is a very sad day. Today was the day I heard about the SHM (Swedish House Mafia) split up. I am sad, very sad, so this is an excuse not to do a reasonable blog. I will cry myself to sleep.

Thanks. 

One of my favourite songs... EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y6smkh6c-0


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Saturday, 15 September 2012

Bree Olson

Interweb,

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrojox_bree-olsen-gets-spanked_sexy?search_algo=2

Thats all I have too say. Bree Olson & Howard Stern. LOL.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Thursday, 13 September 2012

Ralph Marston Motivation



The most valuable experiences are often the most difficult experiences. The biggest challenges bring out the best in you, and compel you to make your best even better.

Difficult situations are not much fun. Yet by working your way through them, you create great strength and value.

Even when your hard work is not fully appreciated or immediately rewarded, it still brings important value to your life. The experience of dealing with challenge can produce a lifetime of beneficial dividends.

When you know you have done it in the past, you also know you can do it again. That is the essence of true confidence.

The difficult experiences give you the opportunity to practice persistence. And persistence is a quality that is always in demand.

Though your efforts may not pay off immediately, they will pay off. Persist, and know that you are growing stronger and stronger.

— Ralph Marston


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Tring Park Of Performing Arts

Interweb,

Today I received an email confirming that I have a place on the Open Day at Tring School Of Performing Arts. 

YAY!

So today has officially been the start of my journey to Tring.

I will keep you posted and keep you on track.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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Wednesday, 12 September 2012

iPhone 5

Interweb,

iPhone 5 = Sexy design. Light. Thin. Bang me sideways. 

This phone is the bomb. 20% lighter than the iPhone 4S and only 6.7mm thick. 

HOLY SHIT!

I will get it and do a review.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." 
- William Shakespeare

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

England Vs. Ukraine

Interweb,

For my brothers birthday, I visited the Wembley Stadium for the England Vs. Ukraine game, which indeed was fucking awful. But I don't complain. Do I?

The game was intese with England scoring a great goal! Which was disallowed. Fucking balloks.

Then of course with our Great British luck Ukraine scored. Fucking hell.

After several obvious fouls against England which were not given, we were pissed of, but England came back with an awesome goal. 

Thank fuck for that.


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So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss



Monday, 10 September 2012

Bournemouth

Interweb,

I am sorry to say, but Bournemouth sucked. The people and stuff down there were great, but the people I went with were ... 

The ... means a lot so just think...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Saturday, 8 September 2012

Bournemouth

Interweb,

I am going to Bournemouth for the weekend so won't see you till Sunday so adios!

I am also going to try and take peoples bikinis.

Wish me luck.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Friday, 7 September 2012

Drama Teacher

Interweb,

My new drama teacher, as through previous blogs, I was worried about her and what she would be like, and today was the day of truth.

1st. I was late, which to her didn't matter.

2nd. She made us write. Who writes in drama?

3rd. She kept on sending people out for what seemed to be in my eyes an invalid reason.

4th. When will we do proper acting?

5th. Hello.

So as you can see, in my eyes she hasn't got of to the best of starts, but we will see and I will keep you updated.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Thursday, 6 September 2012

Inspirational


Interweb,

Inspiration.

What do we as human beings find inspirational?

Please tell me cause if we ponder and think about it then we have to think about the sort of possibilities of what is inspirational stuff. 

The Olympics?

Dead peoples quotes?

Videos?

Me?

You tell me?


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!


"If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Guitarist

Interweb,

I now officially a guitarist. Today was my first what do you want to do sorta thing and yes, I have been accepted to rock on.

Yippey!

Also there is a new kid in the school who sees everything like me, which is cool so nioce wok team.

So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy! 

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Reality

Interweb,

As I sit here listening to the song Time by Hans Zimmer. I am not only debating life, but amazed and proud I am of myself and my GCSE grades as today I though I was only finding out my RE grade, but I today I also found out a whole new aspect of what my life could take a turn for. Right so in RE I gained an A which accounted for a 89% mark which is indeed on mark of an A*, but I missed out so oh well. I also gained my science results which read Biology 73% = B, Chemistry 75% = B and Physics 68% = C. 

I am very happy as all I have to do now is gain an A* in my science coursework to bring up my grades at least another one!

So I am chuffed! 

So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Monday, 3 September 2012

Year 11

Interweb,

Tomorrow is my first day of year 11. 

http://memegenerator.net/instance/26142375

Yer, and what?!

So tomorrow I receive my GSCE RE grade. Well I am hoping for an A* of course, but I hope I will get it. No negativity. So back to routine and back to blogging 69 times a day from tomorrow! :)


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Olympic Sandwiches

Interweb,

I am sorry for not blogging, I have eben working. And by work I mean packing bags for the Olympics which is hard as shit, but you don't care... Do you!?

This is just an update, but I will be blogging again... soon...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Love is all about whistles'
- Bo Burnham

Monday, 27 August 2012

Brasserie Blanc

Interweb,

Today, after zip wiring across Wembley Stadium, my family and I visited the St.Albans branch of Brasserie Blanc, which is a of chain of the renowned chef Raymond Blanc. The interior of the place is luxurious, but yet very plain. The food is what is important to me and you. The waitress was very nice and so was the quick and prompt service of food and drink. I order for starter the classic french dish of herb and garlic butter snails, which were delicious, then for main. Well, I ordered crab which was wrong of me as it was fantastic, but was almost to fresh, so I couldn't finish it. Desert was delicious as the Baked Alaska was out of this world! 

Overall, 9/10.

Thanks your Raymond Blanc.

So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy! 

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Neil Armstrong

Interweb,

At the age of 82 Neil Armstrong died yesterday, after heart surgery earlier on this year there was complications with blocked arteries. May he rest in peace.

But Armstrongs death will bring forward such questions as, did he land on the moon and if he did how was a flag flying in zero gravity?

My conspiracy theory is that he didn't land on the moon. I think NASA knows something is out there and them made a big palava over nothing. I think there is other life forms in this universe and maybe many more. But NASA want to keep the truth a secret, I think. Please let me know what you think.

How can a flag fly in zero gravity?


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

My First Watford Game

Interweb,

Yesterday was my first, of many, Watford games. I sat through a nail bitting 1-0 loss to Ipswich Town in the 90th minute. 

But I am writing this today as where my idiotic friend booked our season tickets means we are sitting right up where all the hardcore Watford supporters sit and that at times can be very, very scary...

The chants are another thing... All I know are the OOOHHHHS and the AAAAHHHHS, but the 'We're the horns, We're the horns, We're the horns, OOOOHHHHH COME ON WE'RE THE HORNS!' Well that was a new one... I think when I go to a game I shall update you on what happens, but there was one good thing about our season tickets.... On either side of our last two seats sits two really really hot chicas who should really be models or porn stars if they want, I mean it is their preference...  

Anyway all in all the hot dog queues are ridiculously long and well I think I now like football...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Failure is just early attempts of success'
- Andrew Healy (A Close Friend Of Mine)

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Company Name's

Interweb,

A friend of mine told me that company names aren't as important as their content, in which I agree, but don't you think that a good company name and slogan make a huge impression?

Is it just me or am I being a thick penis again and not seeing the obvious.

I think the name Zircon is cool, sleek and smart as it is a metal which is hard and sheer EPIC! 

I think EPIC is my new favourite word...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Family BBQ

Dearest interweb,

Family BBQ's are the best aren't they!? They just bring people around us closer together and make us feel like family. So I tip my hat to the summer and bringing occasions like this more often.

Thanks.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Friday, 17 August 2012

The World

Interweb,

After my 15 years of life and hopefully many more still to go. I have only just figured how fucked up this Earth actually is?!

I know I am right and I know it has taken me so long to figure this out, but what made it click with me was the news today. I am not going to give names or say who did this and that, but what I will tell you is that one man who the victims trusted stabbed them both altogether 24 times. This is wrong, inhumaine and in all honesty plain right stupid.

The story just clicked and then I realised what was in plain sight all along.

What a sad sad world.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Trust no one'
- Me after hearing the disgraceful news.

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Inspire A Generation London 2012

Interweb,


Sorry for no blog from the past two days. I have been busy, raging and ranting to be honest.


I want to share that I have been raving about. The Olympics. Again. The London 2012 Olympic Slogon is 'Inspire A Generation.' The only people out of the Olympics who would inspire me would be the Paralympic athletes and what do the Paralympic athletes get for being the inspirational people that theya re? Well not a decent open or closing ceremony and no way near as good as the coverage as the modern Olympiad. 

One of my friends said this on a video I made about the above topic 'Its a downward spirall more people watch the normal olympics so the sponsership focus is in that so every olmympics the paralympics gets pushed more and more to the side its a shame but thats the way the world works.'


In all fairness he is completely right and deserves all the recognition I won't be giving him! But in all seriousness the Olympic Commintee do push aside the athletes that will 'Inspire A Generation.' 

The Paralympic athletes have been thourgh more then what many other athletes would have been through, yet are paid twice as much and the Paralumpic athletes are not really cared for or even looked after.

Its a shame.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...


Stay Fluffy!


'Nothings Impossible'- Everyone

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Naked

Interweb,

You don't know, but I could be naked...

Pause for thought.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Monday, 13 August 2012

Inspire A Generation

Interweb,

Above is the slogan of the London 2012 Olympics and in my eyes the Olympics to me were very inspiring. I want to be part of that one day. I want to be able to be part of the community of inter-nations. The closing ceremony was amazing and the clips about other athletes they played before just inspired me and gave me time to think how amazing and awesome the general feel of the Olympic society feels like. It inspired me to aim for the Olympics. I am 15 and I have a aim to try and aim for the Olympics and what event will I do? Boxing.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

'Its fun... to do the impossible'
- Walt E. Disney

Sunday, 12 August 2012

Olympic Closing

Dear interweb,

The olympics are over and thankfully to my surprise nothing, bad happened. With all the negativity surrounding the olympics I thought it was bound to happen, but no... Nothing! Which is good, well very good. The olympics where successful and hopefully the Para-Olympics will run as successfully! So heres to the end of the Olympics *clash Champagne glasses* HOORA!

So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Saturday, 11 August 2012

Director

Interweb,

If you didn't know I like my YouTube and my Call Of Duty gaming, and today is a milestone... I am a director of mm0wnage. So YAY!

Just like to share that with you.


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Friday, 10 August 2012

Film Review Blog

Interweb,

I know I won't get a response, but I might as well ask... Shall I change this blog into a serious blog of film reviews?

Please let me know, thank you...


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Old People

Dear interweb,

I want to ask one thing about old people. I love my nan's and granddad's and am grateful to still have them both, but one thing is that other old people frown upon modern society as if we fucked it all up?

I really don't get it, they were are aga once? Think bitch?!


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Ted Review

Interweb,

Ted is EPIC! ... Mila Kunis is HOT! ... Seth McFarlane is AWESOME!

In short that was my film review so, tell me (if you have seen it what you thinked).


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Monday, 6 August 2012

Ted

Interweb,


Sorry for no blog recently, to be honest I have no excuse, but YOLO?!


I am seeing TED today and may jizz cause I know this will be EPIC! Cause it has something to do with Seth McFarlen, I know it will be EPIC!


So I will tell you how it goes tomorrow or I wil post a review on YouTube right here -----> http://www.youtube.com/user/JackTheFluffyGuy



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Friday, 3 August 2012

London

Interweb,


How art thou?


Right, well today I am going to be entering the distant land of London and in all fairness I think its great how multi-cultural it is, but in my opinion it sucks cause of how multi-cultural it is because in a way it is too multi-cultural. You may be thinking 'What are you on about?' but if you think about it would be nice to at least have once completely English town or city and don't get me wrong, I love foreign people, but I am sure they respect our country and English heritage. I am not asking for an immigrant up rage, but a relaxed 'GET THE FUCK OUT OFF LONDON!'


Thank you.



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Thursday, 2 August 2012

The Future

Interweb,


The future is a scary thing and some of the things the future may or may not hold. It could hold a life of happiness or it may hold a life of death. That is the scary thing about the future, but one thing for sure is that we can change the future if we want to. We could do something different that could change the out come of our next maneuver or we could alter something we do to try and change and maybe avoid a consequence, but do remember what goes around, comes around... 


So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Pinch Punch Lazy

Salut interweb,


Pinch, punch first day of the month, sorry for not blogging...


BLOG!



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Beat Boxing

Yellop interweb,


Today I want to talk about beat boxing...


Well, beat boxing in my is awesome, but can be really, really fucking annoying...


So yer, here is a really short blog... BLOG?!



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Monday, 30 July 2012

Mind Fuck

Hello interweb,


Many things today mind fucked me such as; I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward.  or a video I made that I found very cool to say the least;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu2lpfEgukM&feature=g-u-u. Tell me what you think cause were you mind fucked?


I was reminded by this as I was just watching 'Get Him To The Greek.' It is such a good film! 



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Self-accomplishment Is Like No Other Feeling

Elloy interweb,


Sorry for no blog yesterday as I was spending the day with one of my old school friends who I had not seen for four years! So far its been great, good to catch up and will hopefully meet up again.


So today I want speak about expectations, The Great Britain Olympic team is expected to gain four medals from these home Olympics. Thats pretty high. I am expected to do many, things and some are harder then others and when I do them and finally complete what I was expected to do the feeling of self-accomplishment is like no other. The reason I am bringing this up is because, I expected my self never to start a blog, but yet here I am and although being a hypocrite I still have some sense of self-accomplishment when I write a blog a day to you and I also have some form of happiness knowing people who I have never ever meet and most probably never will read something where I spill my beans each day on end. So thank you.



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Saturday, 28 July 2012

Olympic Opening Ceremony

Ello interweb,


Did you watch the olympics last night?


It was good waiting 4 hours just to see people from all over the world carry and material that had pretty colours on...


Other then that, the fire where the flame is burning was AWESOME, Germany have very fit athletes and there is a team with only 5 people out of their 105 million population; Bangladesh. LOL

So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!




Friday, 27 July 2012

The Dark Knight Rises

Dear interweb,


SPOILER ALERT FOR THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!


Well, we all know it is awesome, but the story I thought was EPIC!


It was all like 'hmm... what could happen next' and then 'BAM!'


I was like OMG! AWESOME!


Which it was.


The Dark Knight Rises and Avengers Assemble are the two best action films I have ever seen to date! 


Are they both DC?


Well enjoy the summer and if you haven't seen it yet do get round to it as it is AWESOME!!!



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!


Thursday, 26 July 2012

Last Day Of Summer Weather

Hello interweb,


Today is called the last day of summer weather by the media, and I believe it...


If it gets any hotter I may die...


Oh well enough of me moaning, I will enjoy the last day of summer...



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Cyprus

Ello interweb,


This weather is getting a bit to hot, to be honest... I love it and would love it to last, but FUCK ME SIDEWAYS ITS HOT!


Right well, something has been on my mind... It is what the fuck I am I going to do for the rest of the summer, as I am so bored that I have started speaking to people who I have never spoken to and I have also started watching porn for banter, not for pleasure and when you start doing that yuo need a life!


On a side note, I have been Cyprus for the past two years and this weather is like Cyprus so thank you, but no thank you! :D



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Summer Weather

Well hello interweb,


The weather is being a MILF!


I love it... I love it so much I am sitting inside instead of playing football or some form of fitness...
It's nice, but all of a sudden it gets to hot! Y U SO SUDDEN?


Oh well, my black man traits come out meaning I can deal with it.


Also a heads up, I am meeting a girl tomorrow and will try the friends with benefits route... I will let you know how that goes! ;)


You already know shit is on the nip stick!




So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!

Monday, 23 July 2012

Shakespeare

Hey interweb,


How art thou?


Speaking Shakespeare is pretty pointless to be honest and learning it I find to be twice as pointless...


Why do we learn about some dead guy, who wrote plays and he didn't write them in good English?


He art badth?


Is that even a sentence? I don't get it? I could write poems, but this 7 billion inhabited planet would never admire them the same way? What did Shakespeare do so well 500 years ago that we still haven't done? My play writes are no way considered as highly as his once were? In short I am not serious about it, but curious, I am curious George...



So till tomorrow interweb, you won't hear from me, so till then...

Stay Fluffy!